royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(Source: d4nky, via outhaling)

youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

(via outhaling)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via outhaling)

mentalalchemy:

betrayed-by-a-band:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

OHMYGOD

(Source: sensitivelysensible, via fae-prince)

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

(via murrchav)

monoramania:

adds self to list of girls who desperately want a boy to listen to animal collective w. them

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

(Source: pherie, via hitoxford)