i want wind to blow.
send me hate mail so i know it's real.
televisonrulesthenation:

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

That’s fucked up.
stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
thatfunnyblog:


I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*

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thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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